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Barbara Black's avatar

Very funny and incisive. And...all too recognizable.

Michael Arnush's avatar

(trying to comment a second time) A dearth of civility, common decency, and a willingness to prioritize others has led us to a precipice.

Phyllis MacDonald1@gmail.com's avatar

My quite superficial response to your existentially thoughtful essay is tell the gentleman in Starbucks that Marlo is an emotional support dog.

Jeff Peshut's avatar

Because your routine gives you a ridiculous amount of satisfaction, you are well within your rights in today's society to get Marlo certified as a Service Animal and dress him in a handsome Service Animal vest.

https://www.unitedservicedog.com/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=7854122876&gbraid=0AAAAADD9Akue9o7fzS3YKnQYWxIUrP_RD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsL347oebkgMVFcvCBB031CQxEAAYASAAEgIwJvD_BwE

Dogs that are Service Animals are not pets and are allowed in every Starbucks in the U.S.!

"Booya!" to that dickhead!